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Robot Jokes (With Apologies)


Q) Why did the robot cross the road?

A) Because he was programed to do so.


Q) What’s a robot’s favorite cereal?

A) Rob-os. (Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)

Q) Why did the robot order a milkshake?

A)To blend in with the general human population, making it easier to infiltrate society and—in time—conquer it.

Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, “Why did you do that?” She replies, “I wanted to see time fly!” The robot says, “Ah … A perfect subject for elimination,” and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.

Jokes for robots by robots [via Boing Boing]

[EDITOR’S NOTE] I’m really sorry, it’s been a long day.


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